I'm Not a Good Singer

I'm Not a Good Singer

I'm not a good singer
And as a master of fact
Those who diss me
Are lacking in tact!
I never sing so badly
That the glasses all crack,
Or that newly hatched chicks
Want to go back
Into the eggs from which they came.
But nonetheless, I must confess
That the music teacher
Shudders at my name.
I'm not a good singer,
But I'm not so bad
To deserve the earplugs
Worn by Mom and Dad
When I try to hum a song,
Or when to the radio I sing along.
But however I find I must admit
That I did cause my music teacher to quit.
I'm not a good singer,
But I'm not so bad,
That I caused our parakeet
To finally go mad.
But I find I have to say
They closed down the music
Department today...
Thena

LOLOL I Agree with this line:

I'm not a good singer
And as a master of fact
Those who diss me
Are lacking in tact!

This line was totally hilarious:


Or that newly hatched chicks
Want to go back



Truly laughed out loud. Now that would be some bad singing.

Did she say "those who diss me?"

Yeah, she is hip as well as sweet.

oneagleswings wrote:

Did she say "those who diss me?"

Yep, that's what she said. LOL It took me by surprise too.

Don't be dissin' on Miss Thena now...oh no they di'ent!

People are frisky tonight. :o

ROTFL. And who said Christians were boring?

That's crazy you just said that. I wrote a song today with these lines:


Knellin' in awe at yer grace and yer glory
Whoever said christian life would be boring
I really don't get it, cause yer always excitin'
I'm invitin all to see, it's the reason I'm writin'

Bro' you just had what we refer to in the ghetto (old neighborhood) as "a pifany!"

I totally love pifanies.

ROTFL. My stomach hurts from tonight.

You guys are so funny!! LOLOL

Who's LOLOL? sounds like the theme from the smurfs...LOL.

The lesser known Holy Smurf?

It's all good!

:-)

I will be appearing here all week...LOL



(Feel free to friend me on Facebook)

This was such a fun night.

Yes, I'm sure when the mood strikes, it will repeat itself someday. Fingers crossed. I love a good belly laugh.

Well...guess this is a cue...here goes nothing, who's gonna be the first to lift up there shirt so we can laugh at their belly?

Me!!! Complete with stretch marks and one long nail scratch from my kitty. Oh, and a mole. Woaaaah

Thanks for the visual...I fraughted !!

LOL. No more candy bars for you.

Sorry I missed out on all the fun. My belly looks like frankenstine. Have so many scars. You could play checkers on it.

Oh, I am not a good singer either, but there are people out there worse than me. Anyway, I have a recording of a song I wrote and singing it, if I can figure out how to get it on here I will post it.

Watched TV with Huggy (Hubby) and the pups. I should have checked back sooner. LOL

I was singing in the shower (a soap opera).

Cleo, here are some directions for getting files from your computer into your posts at this LINK.
Scroll down the screen until you see directions that say, "How to Upload a Video/Music File From Your Computer." There are also directions there that explain how to get pictures and YouTube videos in your posts.

P.S. I wish I were a fly on the wall to hear oneagleswings singing opera in the shower.

You think you do whooo-eeee!!
Even the water wanted to flow backwards.