My Cat sat on a Cactus

My Cat sat on a Cactus

My cat sat on a cactus
But he didn't stay there for long;
He made a awful screeching sound
And then he was gone.
He now knows better
Than to get too close again-
You might say his love for cactus
Has come to a screeching end!

Thena

Too funny...
One time my golden retriever discovered a red ant hill, they went up his nose.
doesn't sniff around them nooo more!

Oh, we had fire ants when we lived in Florida...is that what red ants are?

Yes they are the same.

Many years ago I was out in the yard with my grandma (when she was still with us and I was a very little girl) and all of a sudden she started dancing around and making a funny noises. I thought she was suddenly in the mood to dance and be merry or something. So I smiled at her and started to join in. But, soon her funny noises became screams and she ran for the pool and jumped in. She had pulled a weed near a red ant hill. She was doing the red ant dance and didn't need a partner.

Those things are very dangerous...I think I would rather have the cactus...

Believe it or not, when I was about 7 I was playing with some ants at recess and soon after my return to my class, I began to wiggle and squiggle. The teacher said " Jason, settle down, what's wrong with you, do you have ants in yer pants?" I looked up with a pained expression and said "yes".

LOL That was a once in a lifetime chance to answer that question! I feel sorry for you as that little kid but I admit I had to laugh!

LOL