My Clothing Shrunk (a silly)

My Clothing Shrunk


I awoke to the saddest sight...
All of my clothing shrunk last night!
I hung them in the closet
And then turned out the light
Only to find when I awoke
They had shrunken during the night!

It was the saddest thing to see
All of the things that had fit me
Were now much too tight and clung...
Do you think it was the way they were hung
That caused the shrinking in the night
Or could it have been the lack of light?

This has happened once before
(er..twice...ok three or four)
And I bought new stuff at the store.
And what an ugly surprise...
When I had to buy a larger size!

My slacks and blouses no longer fit
And to make the matter worse
Even my shoes were not immune
The only thing that fit me was my purse!

So I think I will be more careful in the future
Just where I hang my clothes at night
Because if all of this shrinking continues
I will look a sight!!

I hope the scientist will find an answer
As to what causes this awful problem soon
Because I've stored the clothes as evidence
And my closet is running out of room!

Thena

Maybe you've got humidity in that closet.

at least buttons aren't popping off and imbedding into the wall like mine do!!

What a visual! I stopped buying cloths with buttons.

LOL.....I just bought two boxes of safety pins...for the family...yeah, for the family...

I'm sure they will be forever in your debt!

you can lose an eye around me.

You're hilarious!