LOL! Loved it!
Reminds me of one I did about my favorite robe -you know the ones that were floor length, purple and with a pink insert all the way down the middle and they Zipped up?
I was teasing hubby right after we went to see La bohème (where the man sells his overcoat to pay meds for his lover and he sings to the coat) So, when I was packing my housecoat for Goodwill, I sang to it for hubby. LOL
Funny...the San Diego opera never called me... LOL