ONESIE

I have got a Onesie
                I wear it all the time
                It covers up my blemishes
                It makes me feel sublime
                If I were to take it off
                Then my allure would fade
                Thank heaven for my Onesie
                It helps me make the grade.

                Trouble is, I've got an itch
                And it won't go away
                I'll have to take my Onesie off
                To combat the decay
                I've other ailments deep inside
                That need attending to
                Perhaps I'll leave my Onesie off