Today is My Day to Work Out

Exercise is what it's all about
So I take my chubby self
And waddle off to go work out.
Give me 15 reps of this
My trainer will say
And my mind so sharp
Without delay
Says back that I can do eight
(A fact she should appreciate)
If the other 7 she will do
I wonder why her face turned blue...
But all and all we have good fun
And when my workout is all done
I feel as happy as a queen
As I head off
...to Burger King...

Thena

You're a woman after my own heart. I guess you didn't see my short story, A Day at the Gym, in non fiction.