Yesterday I lost my keys
(I left them in the door)
By the time I found them
I'd forgotten what I was looking for.
Fortunately the UPS guy came
With a form for me to sign
And when I opened up the door
The keys were still just fine!
Last night I lost my glasses
Just before I went to bed
Luckily this morning
I found them on my head!
I wondered why dreams
Were so bright and clear
Next I'll keep my hearing aid in
So I can more plainly hear!
Today I lost my cellphone
And needed to make a call
Fortunately I'd been to church
And not out at a mall.
When Hubby brought my cell to me
I didn't dare ask where it had been
And he didn't volunteer to say
Just gave me a big ole grin!
Tonight I've not lost a single thing
That I have a need to find
Except perhaps along the way
I might have lost my mind...
Thena