RobertDennisWilson APPRENTICE (6-25 posts)
CCW GOLD MEMBER POETRY & SHORT STORY CONTESTS WINNER Posts : 19 Age : 73 Join date : 2011-09-25 Location : Middleburg, FL
| Subject: THE DEATH OF POPPIN' FRESH Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:45 pm | |
| THE DEATH OF POPPIN' FRESH
~~~ Here lies Poppin' Fresh, who was made of dough; The spokesman for Pillsbury, as you well may know. He ended up here from a tragic mistake; ... In a too hot oven he was left to bake. His yeast all cinders, he met a dark end; He definitely will never be rising again! ~~~
Postscript #1 - Concerning the Death of Poppin' Fresh:
The police have investigated and determined this a crime: MURDER! Poppin's buns were burned when he was in his prime. They believe 'twas Dr. Atkins, for in the stovetop carved, Irrational and angry, were the words, "I HATE EVERY CARB!" ~~~
Postscript #2 - The Obit of a Carb Killer
Here lies Dr. Atkins, who made the famous diet; Angry people mobbed his house, and he died in the riot. They all had learnt that he had burnt the mascot of Pillsbury; He’d paid his bail to no avail; they wouldn’t let him go free. Into that oven, like a witches' coven, they rose to immolate him; For poor Poppin' Fresh, their thoughts did mesh; They chose to CARB-onate him!
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Lora SITE ADMINISTRATOR
Posts : 5907 Age : 53 Join date : 2011-07-26 Location : Southern CA
| Subject: Re: THE DEATH OF POPPIN' FRESH Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:38 pm | |
| LOL. I wish I could kill a few carbs. |
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