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 THE DEATH OF POPPIN' FRESH

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PostSubject: THE DEATH OF POPPIN' FRESH   THE DEATH OF POPPIN' FRESH EmptyTue Oct 04, 2011 8:45 pm

THE DEATH OF POPPIN' FRESH

~~~
Here lies Poppin' Fresh, who was made of dough;
The spokesman for Pillsbury, as you well may know.
He ended up here from a tragic mistake;
... In a too hot oven he was left to bake.
His yeast all cinders, he met a dark end;
He definitely will never be rising again!
~~~

Postscript #1 - Concerning the Death of Poppin' Fresh:

The police have investigated and determined this a crime:
MURDER! Poppin's buns were burned when he was in his prime.
They believe 'twas Dr. Atkins, for in the stovetop carved,
Irrational and angry, were the words, "I HATE EVERY CARB!"
~~~

Postscript #2 - The Obit of a Carb Killer

Here lies Dr. Atkins, who made the famous diet;
Angry people mobbed his house, and he died in the riot.
They all had learnt that he had burnt the mascot of Pillsbury;
He’d paid his bail to no avail; they wouldn’t let him go free.
Into that oven, like a witches' coven, they rose to immolate him;
For poor Poppin' Fresh, their thoughts did mesh;
They chose to CARB-onate him!

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PostSubject: Re: THE DEATH OF POPPIN' FRESH   THE DEATH OF POPPIN' FRESH EmptyTue Oct 04, 2011 10:38 pm

LOL. I wish I could kill a few carbs.

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