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Thena
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 |  Subject: Chances are Remote Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:20 pm | |
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You are all set for a nice evening at home
Your husband is there so you are not alone.
You cuddle up on the sofa to watch the tv
And what do you think the chances will be
Of your watching a show from beginning to end
Without the channel being changed again and again...
If your husband is there, then as I wrote
I'd say your chances are
REMOTE!
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Lora
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:12 pm | |
|  That's funny and so true. |
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oneagleswings
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:25 pm | |
| i can never find the remote after jody uses it, it could be anywhere. in the fridge, garage, closet, bathroom, roof, up a tree! |
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Lora
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oneagleswings
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:31 pm | |
| ...glove compartment, mailbox, dangling from a dog collar, etc... |
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Thena
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:34 pm | |
| LOL, I want to hear her side of the story...Put her on. LOL |
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oneagleswings
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:44 pm | |
| oh boy...soon there'll be the little "hot" thingy next to this! |
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Thena
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:48 pm | |
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Lora
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:53 pm | |
| I think I set it at eight. So, it is officially Hot now! LOL Wish I could have found that control sooner. |
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oneagleswings
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:54 pm | |
| it takes eight licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop...btw, why was that kid naked?? |
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shusted
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sat Feb 18, 2012 4:26 pm | |
| Ha..so true! This poem made me smile. |
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Thena
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:59 am | |
| LOL I was probably giggling when I wrote it. |
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oneagleswings
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:04 am | |
| nowadays, we have remotes for our remotes. |
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Thena
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:17 pm | |
| Some are close by remote and others for more remote remote...  |
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Lora
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:39 pm | |
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oneagleswings
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:55 pm | |
| ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ooo-chee! ouch! ungh! ouch! stop it please! ouch! ouch! |
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Thena
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:58 pm | |
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Lora
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:40 pm | |
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Thena
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:04 pm | |
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oneagleswings
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:24 pm | |
| i've been grossly e-moti-com'd, there oughtta' be a law! |
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Lora
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:28 pm | |
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Thena
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:16 pm | |
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Lora
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:17 pm | |
| You're too much.  |
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Thena
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:11 pm | |
| I am fraught with cuticity (cuteness) LOL at least Huggy thinks so. LOL |
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Lora
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:41 pm | |
| Be careful, you may get oneagleswings started.  |
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Thena
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:48 pm | |
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oneagleswings
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:19 pm | |
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Thena
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:18 pm | |
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Len Williams Carver
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:10 pm | |
| The remote possibility is it is there... in the remote area of the area. Love this little ditty!  |
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oneagleswings
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| | Subject: Re: Chances are Remote Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:01 pm | |
| You know...the sad truth is, all we ever had to do was check the sofa cushions...LOL!! |
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