Accepting oneagleswings duel challenge (Silly fun)

I felt that white glove
Brush against my check
You thought I would ignore it
Well, read this and weep...


On guard!
Do not delay
For soon "touche'
You will say!

Well, i had just logged out
when i noticed you had posted
back for s'more eh?
got the fireplace going
marshmallow on a stick
who am i to refuse
when someone volunteers
to be roasted?

Ha HA
I laugh at your retort
And to this duel
I will resort.
So prepare to fall
On your words today
For I will match
Whatever you say.
(Thanks to spellcheck and online dictionary
I should admit, but whatever happens I won't quit!) 

hmmm...
i see you've had your wheaties
no matter...
i'm fresh out of peace treaties
if you expect a white flag
you'll have to "bring it"
to earn it...
i'm preparing a lesson
are you prepared to learn it?

 
Oh ye of little duels
Hand me my shield and sword
Unhand that marshmallow
It's for MY smore

To step between the ruckus
Of the two of you while dueling
I must be nuts but stand apart
This fighting needs a cooling
 

 Oh lady Moni
Be thou not dismayed
For I shall duel throughout the day
Until his fight with words is stayed!

Huh???
wha'???
what gives?
i cry foul
this is pure baloney!
i demand a recount!
i asked for a Thena
and somehow i got a Moni?!

Us sistas stick togetha brutha
Upon this you shoulda thoutta


Harken....it is the prance of horses feet
Me thinks Thena shall never admit defeat

 

Hast thou never
Of a tag team heard
You can't beat us both
WIth one simple word.

We stick together
Indeed we do
The dueling tag team
Sent to unarm you.... 

Whoa...
had not counted on this
my upper lip is aquiver
and my left eye
has developed a nervous twitch
but i love my sisters
and so i shall concede defeat
"Blessed be the peacemakers"
especially those of us with swift feet

LOL

Thou hast made us laugh
And giggle too
If truth be known
And with your surrender
Our confidence hath grown!

 

My cheeks in pain from laughter
As the two of you go after
Each other in jest

 

Me thinks we've got him on the run
His eye all a twitch
In the corner little Jack Horner
Or we'll toss the next bucket of pitch
And then toss the feathers from our pillows to stick
 

i will heal
my tail's between my legs
your horses made a mess on my lawn
i've made a piddle
i'll be back
i'll give y'all this round
but next time
you make of me
a "monkey in the middle"
don't expect...
to be cut any slack!

 Oh, thou doth scare us!
(Not)

 

   

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