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PostSubject: Mom Saw a Commercial on TV   Mom Saw a Commercial on TV EmptyThu Oct 13, 2011 1:14 am

Mom Saw a Commercial on TV

Mom saw a commercial on TV
That promised to erase those lines
That were showing up on her face
(but we thought she looked just fine)

Then she found a crème at the store
That promised to erase 10 years
By just applying it each day
Beginning right below her ears.

Her friend brought a free sample of oils
So promising that Mom got ‘em
That promised to renew her complexion,
Making it soft as a baby’s bottom.

The list went on and on that way
With products to make her
Look younger and younger
Every single day.

To Mom they all sounded promising
And each impressed her uniquely,
But Mom ordered every single one
And has disappeared completely!
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PostSubject: Re: Mom Saw a Commercial on TV   Mom Saw a Commercial on TV EmptyThu Oct 13, 2011 1:21 am

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
that was very funny,
wondered where you were going with this...awesome!!
God Bless.
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PostSubject: Re: Mom Saw a Commercial on TV   Mom Saw a Commercial on TV EmptyThu Oct 13, 2011 1:25 am

A fun evening!

Huggy (Hubby) and I watched several episodes of "Monarch of the Glen" and then I came back to the site and have been laughing ever since.


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PostSubject: Re: Mom Saw a Commercial on TV   Mom Saw a Commercial on TV EmptySun Oct 16, 2011 5:12 pm

LOLOL. I can't believe I missed this one. It's hilarious.
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